Darren Appears at a Newstand Near You July 21, 2006
As we mentioned yesterday, the Darrenator has now been immortalized in print. Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown at the New York Daily News dishes the scoop — most of which is weeks old news. One new development is that he quotes a JDate spokesman as saying that Big Daddy D has been suspended. There’s also this bit which is hilarious:
Sherman’s smiling snapshot on JDate — where he variously employed the user names “CuteTallFunny,” “CuteTallFit” and “SexyTallWitty” — gave no hint of his jaw-dropping chutzpah.
Grove was also able to get the elusive Darrenator on the phone:
Yesterday Sherman told Lowdown: “The whole thing is a hoax. … Please do not contact me again via phone or E-mail. Keep my name out of this. Don’t interrupt me. … Goodbye.” And hung up.
Yep! That sounds like the Darrenator alright!! OK, can everyone stop emailing us now that this whole thing “might be a hoax”? For your listening enjoyment, here’s the original five Darrenator voicemails again:
Update: a gonzo rangers operative just got off the phone with Joanne, and she did get a visit from the FBI. Apparently, they were following up on a complaint filed by Darren regarding a “threatening” email that he received. According to Joanne, Darren claimed it may have been her — the irony here of Darren accusing Joanne of threatening him is just too fucking rich. She also says the FBI did read our blog, and the image of several feds dressed in red ties, navy suits and white short sleeve shirts - possibly with mustaches and possibly not - cruising through our links about the Darrenator and Sean White has had us cracking up all morning. If you’re still reading, cheers mates.
We’re hoping that Darren will grace us with an encore performance in the near future. There may indeed be a few lost Darrenator voicemails, and we’ll publish them if we can get our hands on them. Comments go below or send us mail.
- Posted in : Ranger Activity
- Author : Chodeo