Darren’s Encore Performance July 25, 2006
As promised, here is a final shout out from our homie Darren. There are actually a handful more voicemails out there, and some terrifically salacious tales, but we feel that this is the best one for us to wrap on. It’s classic Darrenator, just released, and we’re certain that you haven’t heard it before.
Here’s what Darren will probably never understand. All the effort in the world from Joanne, Donald, the Gonzo Rangers, or the hundreds of other blogs out there who have carried this thing couldn’t have made him such an international celebrity. It’s so easy to post to the Intraweb these days that only the truly spectacular are selected by the masses from the constant din of information. There is only one man or woman in this whole saga who is exceptional enough to command such a presence, and his name is the Darrenator.
Peter, a publicist who runs PR Differently and has also been following the story, thinks that the lesson here is that “if you put it out there, either on a voice mail, email, fax, or the Internet, it WILL come back to bite you in the ass.”
We think the moral of the story is either “Don’t Be A Giant Fucking Douchebag” or “Always Carry Mace When Dating Online.” But, what do we know.
For us, the saga of Darrenhood might be headed off into the horizon, or more accurately, into the giant abyss of databases at Google, where it will always be instantly accessible with a search on “The Darrenator” or “JDate Stalkers.” Then again, there’s always the possibility that the Darrenator rolls onward with a frivolous lawsuit or another trumped up federal complaint — in which case, we’ll be right on top of it.
Throw down your farewell comments below, or send us mail.
- Posted in : Ranger Activity
- Author : Chodeo