Punxsutawney Phil: Winter is Fabulous! February 2, 2006
So, Punxsutawney Phil has predicted another 6 weeks of winter. That little bitch better be right, because those of us stuck on the eastside are tired of riding mud covered trails and generally living through the what has been the lamest January ever.
Phil also had another Groundhog day surprise: he stunned the world by announcing that he was coming out of the closet. The locals at Gobbler’s Knob were so excited that they threw a huge gay rager and stayed up all night doing the YMCA. Dude, we don’t make this shit up, we just report it straight gonzo style.
Rick Santorum could not be reached for comment, but we’re pretty sure that he’s really pissed off.
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- Author : Chodeo