Welcome to Darrenator Central. On this page, you can access the saga of Darrenhood, the mostly unromantic story of Darren, a strapping buck who wooed our protagonist, Joanne, was rejected, and then promptly began stalking her for a $50 dinner date bill.
This tale of intrigue, wine, and Doing the Right Thing is so exciting that it has taken the world by storm, inspiring a a line of clothing and its own music before landing in the NY Daily News. It is a cautionary tale for those who would venture into the tumultuous world of JDate, and most importantly, it is a true story.
The voicemails that started it all: