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Darrenator Update Soon… July 20, 2006

If our sources are correct, there’s been some very interesting developments in the saga of Darrenhood lately. We honestly thought this thing had about run its course, but the rumor is that the FBI might actually be involved. We’re trying to track down some specifics now.

Another tidbit is that Darren may be geting some lovin’ from a NYC newspaper tommorrow, which will be super fun for everyone! Except big daddy D, of course.

We’ll get back to you as soon as we know the score.


1. Anonymous - July 20, 2006

I don’t know that it is a hoax. Look what turned up on a Google search of his name:

www.hedgeweek.com/articles/ print_page.jsp?content_id=27011

2. stacie - August 2, 2006

Hi ya’ll

I would really like to know what this darren creature looks like any ideas?

p.s do you think the experience has scarred him, or will he be coming to a dating agency near you.

I hate to say this darrenstalker ™ i think your gonna be single for a while………….

3. BeingSingleSucks - August 7, 2006

I have a photo of him, emailed from jdate. he’s actually reasonably attractive… tall, thin, dark hair, clean cut. No super model, but you could do worse (especially on jdate). I never actually met him however because I got a creepy vibe from him just over email. Looks like my paranoia finally paid off!

4. mira - September 15, 2006

I am so fed up with jdate that I made this tribute to it.

5. dan - October 24, 2006

Check out the video