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Coming straight from God’s press release to our monitors February 9, 2006

In an effort to be fair to other cultures and religions, we have decided that we will one up our European friends. Instead of circulating a cartoon of our inspirational and spiritual leader, we will even post a picture of him on the intraweb. this photo was swiped from Burton We know that this may lead to rioters in the streets of Burlington tonight throwing empty bottles of Longtrail at all vehicles with Jersey tags, but it must be done.

Speaking of the Profit Jake, one of his disciples sent us the following to compliment our earlier post:

The 2006 Olympic Winter Games are right around the corner, and Burton is proud to support 18 snowboarders from nine different countries as they follow their dreams of a medal in Italy. Below are U.S. broadcast details so you can check out Olympic coverage on TV.

Tune into NBC on Friday (2/10) for Jake and Shaun White’s live appearances on The Today Show with Matt Lauer. Shaun will appear on the 8:00 a.m. hour EST and Jake on the 9:00 a.m. hour EST.

NBC Nightly News - Shaun White with Brian Williams, Friday (2/10) at 6:30 p.m. EST.
NBC News - Jeff Boliba on Sunday (2/12) at 6:30 p.m. EST featuring a Burton LTR piece.
CNBC’s “On the Money” - Jake will appear on Monday (2/13) from 7:00-8:00 p.m. EST.

Opening ceremonies begin tomorrow night with the Parade of Nations and the lighting of the Olympic cauldron going down at 8:00 p.m. EST. See below for a complete listing of all snowboard competitions.

Sunday February 12th:
Men’s Halfpipe Finals 7:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. EST
Men’s Halfpipe Award Ceremony 11:30 p.m. -12:30 a.m. EST

Monday February 13th:
Women’s Halfpipe Finals 8:00 p.m.-11:30 p.m. EST
Women’s Halfpipe Award Ceremony 12:00 a.m.-1:30 a.m. EST

Thursday February 16th:
Men’s Boardercross Finals 8:00 p.m.-12:00 a.m. EST
Men’s Boardercross Award Ceremony 12:30 a.m. - 2:00 a.m. EST

Friday February 17th:
Women’s Boardercross Finals 8:00 p.m. -11:30 p.m. EST
Women’s Boardercross Award Ceremony 12:00 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. EST

Wednesday February 22nd:
Men’s PGS 8:00 p.m. - 11:30 p.m. EST
Men’s PGS Award Ceremony 12:00 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. EST

Thursday February 23rd:
Women’s PGS 8:00 p.m. -11:30 p.m.
Women’s PGS Award Ceremony 12:30 a.m. - 2:00 a.m. EST

Be sure to check your local TV listings to confirm air times in other time zones.


1. Jay - February 9, 2006

That’s right!
Don’t Jersey Vermont!
this message posted at 4:20

2. Jay - February 10, 2006

Turns out Jake is getting bumped from the Today show - by the dude who killed his wife and kid and fled to London. Ain’t that about a bitch!